You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and — ooooooh! — Vixen, but do you know the best way to get Santa and his reindeer ready for their epic road trip? And how about those elves? Don’t you think they could use a nice strong Sativa to power through their toy-making madness? So it’s a good thing Have a Heart Bothell has them covered.
Let’s face facts, if you’ve got to get around the globe as fast as possible it’s probably time to invest in some Green Crack (25.9% THC) — and a lot of it — from Clandestine. Good thing Have a Heart Bothell has it in bulk at $170 for 14g and $330 for 28g. A buzzy sativa that lives up to its name, this strain should keep all the reindeer happily flying high. Well, except Rudolph, with that red nose, I think we all know what his deal is. But hey, we’re not going to judge here. At Have a Heart, we respect everyone’s tastes.
Of course, once you get that perspective, it almost makes the fact that the other reindeer didn’t want to play with old Rudolf a little more understandable, right? Especially when Prancer and the rest of the gang are into sharing their stashes — at least from what we’ve heard.
Since these elves don’t make goodies like their buddies who make cookies in a tree, they’d probably enjoy a few, like Caramel Espresso Brownie Bites 60mg from Zoots ($30 Single) or some other Have a Heart Bothell faves, like the CBD Panda Candies in Caramel Apple ($30 Single). Or when they’re burning the midnight oil? A 10mg Goodship Coffee Chocolate Bar, which is just $8 for a single.
Don’t forget about Mrs. Claus either, the annual White Widow has a strain named just for her from Phat Panda with 23.4% THC and 0.3% CBD ($15 1g) that great with cocoa sipping while you wait for the Old Man to get home
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