Everyone at your favorite Skyway weed shop knows the Christmas season can be wonderful. Eggnog lattes, candy canes, and a generally festive feeling in the air contribute to the spirit of goodwill we all recognize from classic movies like A Christmas Carol and It’s a Wonderful Life.
Except … Well, except when they don’t. Because along with all the good cheer, there are plenty things which can make everything yuletide feel more chaotic than cheery. Long lines at Sea-Tac airport. Weather delays. Battling shoppers at Westfield Southcenter. And occasionally — look, we’ll say it — family. But that doesn’t mean you have to spend Christmas evening exploring the Skyway bar scene, as the friendly budtenders at your favorite Seattle pot shop have strain recommendations that’ll help you deal with any type of family gathering. Read on for our sure-fire solutions that’ll ensure your holiday is happy as it can be.
You’re the Sole Stoner
OK, this is an easy one. If you’re the only one who gets high, and you want to keep everything under cover? Magic Kitchen is your new best friend. Grab some 10mg Apple Caramel chews, and you’ll be able to stay elevated while nobody is the wiser. The fact that they’re delicious is a total bonus.
Everyone Smokes Weed, But …
Now sometimes, couch lock isn’t what you’re going for. But when a smoke session is going to head off another one of your crazy uncle’s rants? It can be just what the doctor ordered. So if you think the conversation might get sketchy? Reach for Panacea’s Gorilla Glue #4, and try to relax — because after a few tokes? You won’t have a choice anyway.
Everyone Loves Weed
Obviously, this is the most desirable of the options. And it’s a perfect chance to show off your good taste as a cannabis connoisseur! Bring some sativas, some indicas, some edibles, and maybe even some topicals for the grandparents. Just because a cornucopia is associated with Thanksgiving doesn’t mean you can’t bring one filled with cannabis product to Christmas, and Have a Heart’s menu has something for everyone!
Of course, there can be infinite variations in those scenarios, and to be truthful, we’ve shared many wonderful Christmas moments sneaking off with our cool cousins to get blazed. So use your noodle, and adjust this advice accordingly, as you just might have to bring a few kinds of recreational weed to the party — that’s where Have a Heart Skyway’s stellar staff comes in.
We’re conveniently located at 12833 Martin Luther King Jr Way S, and are fully stocked with every kind of cannabis product you could want!